Don't be silly. I consume a healthy amount of sugar.
I have at least 12 spoonfuls for every cup of milk tea. 13 if I want to cheer myself up. 14 if I'm too busy ogling cute---er---MANLY ambulances. I work hard. I'm an actor-writer-costume designer-director-Transfan. I need my energy.
The rest of the fangirls can have their Decepticons. I'm getting myself an Autobot.